Closet Gunner 

We cater to pre-meds, med students and the academic lot but we have shirts for everyone that has gone a little crazy. If you have a special request e-mail: ClosetGunner@gmail.com We're more than happy to accommodate! 

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Table 5- Mongoose 

Men's Heavyweight T-Shirt

Classic-cut t-shirt for men, 100% Cotton, Brand: Fruit of the Loom

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2803812
$ 15.90

Table 5- Shucker 

Men's Heavyweight T-Shirt

Classic-cut t-shirt for men, 100% Cotton, Brand: Fruit of the Loom

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2803811
$ 15.90

Table 5- Enforcer 

Men's Heavyweight T-Shirt

Classic-cut t-shirt for men, 100% Cotton, Brand: Fruit of the Loom

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2803810
$ 15.90

Table 5- Gimpy 

Men's Heavyweight T-Shirt

Classic-cut t-shirt for men, 100% Cotton, Brand: Fruit of the Loom

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2803805
$ 15.90

Closet Gunner 

Men's Heavyweight T-Shirt

A Closet Gunner studies hard but isn't an ass about it. Succeed but dont' stress out the other students.

Classic-cut t-shirt for men, 100% Cotton, Brand: Fruit of the Loom

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1504354
$ 17.50

GUNNER 

Men's Heavyweight T-Shirt

Let everyone in the class know that you're ready to pounce on any sign of weakness.

Classic-cut t-shirt for men, 100% Cotton, Brand: Fruit of the Loom

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1504660
$ 20.50

Seriously baby, I can prescribe anything I want. 

Men's Heavyweight T-Shirt

Classic-cut t-shirt for men, 100% Cotton, Brand: Fruit of the Loom

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2434697
$ 16.00

some dude 

Men's Heavyweight T-Shirt

freak out the people in your local ed.

Classic-cut t-shirt for men, 100% Cotton, Brand: Fruit of the Loom

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2452467
$ 15.50

TOL EDO 

Men's Heavyweight T-Shirt

wholesale (or as close as I can get) for the people of Toledo

Classic-cut t-shirt for men, 100% Cotton, Brand: Fruit of the Loom

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2337038
$ 15.90

Gunner 

Men's Hooded Sweatshirt

Lightweight Hooded Sweatshirt for Men, 50% cotton, 50% polyester, Brand: Hanes

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1690898
$ 30.00

Hello My Name is Scut Monkey 

Men's Heavyweight T-Shirt

Idea by Quix

Classic-cut t-shirt for men, 100% Cotton, Brand: Fruit of the Loom

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2233751
$ 17.50

AMCAS: Waiting to be Verified 

Men's Long Sleeve Tee

soo painful... done special for quix, kid tested, mother approved.

Standard weight long sleeve tee for men, 100% cotton, Brand: Hanes

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2233732
$ 21.50

I brought protection 

Men's Heavyweight T-Shirt

Don't worry

Classic-cut t-shirt for men, 100% Cotton, Brand: Fruit of the Loom

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1528197
$ 21.00

Don't Worry I Brought Protection (hoodie) 

Men's Hooded Sweatshirt

Lightweight Hooded Sweatshirt for Men, 50% cotton, 50% polyester, Brand: Hanes

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1690892
$ 36.50

"Some Dude" Strikes Again 

Men's Heavyweight T-Shirt

Classic-cut t-shirt for men, 100% Cotton, Brand: Fruit of the Loom

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1750448
$ 25.50

My surgery was only $129.95 and I got this FREE t-shirt 

Men's Heavyweight T-Shirt

alas the t-shirt isn't free...

Classic-cut t-shirt for men, 100% Cotton, Brand: Fruit of the Loom

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1530951
$ 25.50

Medical School Admission Guide (fixed) 

Men's Heavyweight T-Shirt

Step by step instructions to get you into medical school...

Classic-cut t-shirt for men, 100% Cotton, Brand: Fruit of the Loom

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2147667
$ 17.50

Beer Bottle X-Ray 

Men's Heavyweight T-Shirt

O_o

Classic-cut t-shirt for men, 100% Cotton, Brand: Fruit of the Loom

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1533236
$ 17.50

Rx: Good Lovin' 

Men's Heavyweight T-Shirt

A great doc once prescribed Good Lovin'.

Classic-cut t-shirt for men, 100% Cotton, Brand: Fruit of the Loom

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1533215
$ 17.50

Jesus - Stem Cells 

Men's Heavyweight T-Shirt

Classic-cut t-shirt for men, 100% Cotton, Brand: Fruit of the Loom

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1613346
$ 17.50

I'm afraid your brain MRI came back negative (Revised) 

Men's Heavyweight T-Shirt

Classic-cut t-shirt for men, 100% Cotton, Brand: Fruit of the Loom

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1893089
$ 21.00

Top 10 Ranked T-Shirt 

Men's Heavyweight T-Shirt

Because Rankings Matter

Classic-cut t-shirt for men, 100% Cotton, Brand: Fruit of the Loom

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1533232
$ 17.50

ADCOOOOMMMMM!!!!! 

Men's Heavyweight T-Shirt

ADCOOOOOMMMMMMM!!!!!!!

Classic-cut t-shirt for men, 100% Cotton, Brand: Fruit of the Loom

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1550276
$ 17.50

Retaking the MCAT (Pre-Med Machine) 

Men's Heavyweight T-Shirt

Classic Pre-Med Machine. Credit to drhannibal for the idea.

Classic-cut t-shirt for men, 100% Cotton, Brand: Fruit of the Loom

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1597589
$ 16.00

You should listen to me. I'm pre-med. 

Men's Heavyweight T-Shirt

We know all.

Classic-cut t-shirt for men, 100% Cotton, Brand: Fruit of the Loom

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1524486
$ 16.00

If you're only in the 30's (Pre-Med Machine) 

Men's Heavyweight T-Shirt

Classic Pre-Med Machine. Credit to drhannibal for the idea.

Classic-cut t-shirt for men, 100% Cotton, Brand: Fruit of the Loom

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1597586
$ 19.00

Compassion is hot, thirsty work 

Men's Heavyweight T-Shirt

Another great Panda Bear quote. Idea by Dropkick Murphy.

Classic-cut t-shirt for men, 100% Cotton, Brand: Fruit of the Loom

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1596636
$ 16.00

I pick the supermodel 

Men's Heavyweight T-Shirt

Classic-cut t-shirt for men, 100% Cotton, Brand: Fruit of the Loom

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1601293
$ 16.50

What Would Pre-Med Machine do? 

Men's Heavyweight T-Shirt

Credit to drhannibal for the idea.

Classic-cut t-shirt for men, 100% Cotton, Brand: Fruit of the Loom

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1597582
$ 16.50

45 T 

Men's Heavyweight T-Shirt

Classic-cut t-shirt for men, 100% Cotton, Brand: Fruit of the Loom

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1601290
$ 16.00

Quack Quack! 

Men's Heavyweight T-Shirt

A Dropkick Murphy Idea.

Classic-cut t-shirt for men, 100% Cotton, Brand: Fruit of the Loom

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1596597
$ 17.50

Don't forget the DAB 

Men's Heavyweight T-Shirt

The Infamous PandaBear quote: "Pass me another baby, I think this one has died." Credit to DropkickMurphy for the idea.

Classic-cut t-shirt for men, 100% Cotton, Brand: Fruit of the Loom

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1596616
$ 19.00

Lucky T-Shirt 

Men's Heavyweight T-Shirt

A t=shit to bring you good fortune in all your endeavors.

Classic-cut t-shirt for men, 100% Cotton, Brand: Fruit of the Loom

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1504727
$ 19.50

Physics Attraction 

Men's Heavyweight T-Shirt

Classic-cut t-shirt for men, 100% Cotton, Brand: Fruit of the Loom

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1510655
$ 16.00

Make your own Damn it Jim Shirt 

Men's Lightweight AA Ringer Tee

Damn it Jim, I'm a Doctor, Not a ________!

Classic ringer t-shirt for men, 100% jersey cotton, Brand: American Apparel

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1531732
$ 19.50

Lucky Interview T-Shirt 

Men's Heavyweight T-Shirt

A plain white t-shirt with gray print designed to be worn under your interview apparel. Let this shirt add one more bit of luck on your interview day.

Classic-cut t-shirt for men, 100% Cotton, Brand: Fruit of the Loom

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1504722
$ 16.50

WTF ADCOM? 

Men's Heavyweight T-Shirt

Sometimes the adcom just makes you say WTF?

Classic-cut t-shirt for men, 100% Cotton, Brand: Fruit of the Loom

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1506847
$ 16.00

I am merely a vessel... (blue) 

Men's Heavyweight T-Shirt

Go ahead, you know you were thinking it already...

Classic-cut t-shirt for men, 100% Cotton, Brand: Fruit of the Loom

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1505794
$ 16.50

I am merely a vessel... (red) 

Men's Heavyweight T-Shirt

Go ahead, you know you were thinking it already...

Classic-cut t-shirt for men, 100% Cotton, Brand: Fruit of the Loom

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1505793
$ 16.50

Princeton Medical School Hoodie 

Men's Hooded Sweatshirt

Show all you friends the power of PMS!

Lightweight Hooded Sweatshirt for Men, 50% cotton, 50% polyester, Brand: Hanes

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2233741
$ 30.00

Princeton Medical School 

Men's Heavyweight T-Shirt

Tell all your friends you have the power of PMS!

Classic-cut t-shirt for men, 100% Cotton, Brand: Fruit of the Loom

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2233736
$ 16.00

Evil Medical School 

Men's Heavyweight T-Shirt

For the truly manical medical student...

Classic-cut t-shirt for men, 100% Cotton, Brand: Fruit of the Loom

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1505538
$ 16.00

Evil Medical School Hoodie (red) 

Men's Hooded Sweatshirt

Lightweight Hooded Sweatshirt for Men, 50% cotton, 50% polyester, Brand: Hanes

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1701383
$ 30.00

Evil Medical School Hoodie (blue) 

Men's Hooded Sweatshirt

Lightweight Hooded Sweatshirt for Men, 50% cotton, 50% polyester, Brand: Hanes

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1701382
$ 30.00

Evil Medical School (ladies yoga top) 

Junior's Aerobic Top

Slim-fitting Spandex Jersey Aerobic Top for Juniors, 95% cotton, 5% spandex, Brand: American Apparel

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1877731
$ 20.00

Evil Medica School (ladies blue) 

Women's Spaghetti Strap Tank

Semi-Sheer Spaghetti Strap Tank for Women, 100% cotton, Brand: Anvil

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1877725
$ 19.00

Evil Medical School (ladies pink) 

Women's Spaghetti Strap Tank

Semi-Sheer Spaghetti Strap Tank for Women, 100% cotton, Brand: Anvil

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1877719
$ 19.00

Evil Medical School (ladies gray) 

Female AA Slim Fit Tee

Slim-fitting Soft Jersey Tee, 100% cotton, Brand: American Apparel

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1877817
$ 19.00

Hollywood Upstairs Medical College 

Men's Heavyweight T-Shirt

You might not get into a school this prestigious, but at least you can own the t-shirt.

Classic-cut t-shirt for men, 100% Cotton, Brand: Fruit of the Loom

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1505657
$ 16.50

Hollywood Upstairs Medical College Hoodie (Navy) 

Men's Hooded Sweatshirt

Lightweight Hooded Sweatshirt for Men, 50% cotton, 50% polyester, Brand: Hanes

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1624338
$ 30.50

Hollywood Upstairs Medical College Hoodie (Red) 

Men's Hooded Sweatshirt

Lightweight Hooded Sweatshirt for Men, 50% cotton, 50% polyester, Brand: Hanes

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1624337
$ 30.50

Rx: EtOH 

Men's Heavyweight T-Shirt

a valuable prescription

Classic-cut t-shirt for men, 100% Cotton, Brand: Fruit of the Loom

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1533189
$ 17.50

HI EVERYBODY! 

Men's Heavyweight T-Shirt

Classic-cut t-shirt for men, 100% Cotton, Brand: Fruit of the Loom

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1505652
$ 16.50

Rx: Take Me PRN 

Men's Heavyweight T-Shirt

It's not really wise not to take a doctor's prescription, right?

Classic-cut t-shirt for men, 100% Cotton, Brand: Fruit of the Loom

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1533211
$ 17.50

Student Loans Bought This Shirt 

Men's Heavyweight T-Shirt

Let 'em know where the money comes from...

Classic-cut t-shirt for men, 100% Cotton, Brand: Fruit of the Loom

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1505944
$ 16.00

I might not be a doctor but I play one in the bedroom 

Men's Heavyweight T-Shirt

Not so subtle innuendo.

Classic-cut t-shirt for men, 100% Cotton, Brand: Fruit of the Loom

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1505647
$ 19.50

Wanna Play Doctor? 

Men's Heavyweight T-Shirt

Gotta love innuendo.

Classic-cut t-shirt for men, 100% Cotton, Brand: Fruit of the Loom

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1505635
$ 16.50

Lucky Boards Shirt 

Men's Heavyweight T-Shirt

Classic-cut t-shirt for men, 100% Cotton, Brand: Fruit of the Loom

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1760203
$ 19.00

Lucky MCAT Shirt 

Men's Heavyweight T-Shirt

Because on that day, you need all the luck you can get.

Classic-cut t-shirt for men, 100% Cotton, Brand: Fruit of the Loom

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1505619
$ 19.00

Pre-Osteo 

Men's Heavyweight T-Shirt

Let'em know you're gonna be a DO...

Classic-cut t-shirt for men, 100% Cotton, Brand: Fruit of the Loom

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1505578
$ 16.50

Pre-Allo 

Men's Heavyweight T-Shirt

Let'em know you're gonna be an MD...

Classic-cut t-shirt for men, 100% Cotton, Brand: Fruit of the Loom

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1505576
$ 16.50

DO Girls are so Manipulative 

Junior's Ringer Tee

DO Girls are so Manipulative Note, color outline does not show on finished product

Form-fitting Ringer T-Shirt for Juniors, 100% cotton, Brand: Bella

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1572839
$ 21.00

Osteopaths D.O. it 

Men's Heavyweight T-Shirt

Show your D.O. pride... rife with pun and innuendo.

Classic-cut t-shirt for men, 100% Cotton, Brand: Fruit of the Loom

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1504627
$ 16.00

Type A 

Men's Heavyweight T-Shirt

Show everybody just how Type A you are.

Classic-cut t-shirt for men, 100% Cotton, Brand: Fruit of the Loom

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1504564
$ 17.50

Private Anatomy Tutor 

Men's Heavyweight T-Shirt

You'll never get business unless you advertise...

Classic-cut t-shirt for men, 100% Cotton, Brand: Fruit of the Loom

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1505547
$ 16.50

Is this going to be on the test? 

Men's Heavyweight T-Shirt

Don't have to ask if it's on your shirt...

Classic-cut t-shirt for men, 100% Cotton, Brand: Fruit of the Loom

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1505569
$ 16.00
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